Friday, March 16, 2018

Mixed Grill N + 5




More of the worst of Sir Oracle.



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Till dearth do us part – Consult the pre-nup.


Salamaghandi – Mumbai sausage.


Supeheron – Look ma. No legs.


Water works – No need to see the urologist.


Don't look a gift hearse in the mouth – Just get out of the way.


A far cry – Three in the morning and it's your turn.


Ann of Green Bagels – She originated the St. Pat's Day treat. Goes great with green beer.


Constitution of The United States – Overweight


It's time for a change – 26th Amendment.


Jordan Hall – Boston concert venue known for fast music.


Toys B' Us – Ethnic franchise.  (No fiscal problems.)


(MOU)PO(OS)SSLQ – Twenty-first century version of late 1970's census category. MOU= married or unmarried, OS = or same.
           (IMOU)PO(OS)SSLQ – They're fighting all the time.


To be or not to be – Only seven years old and the pressure is so high.


Don't ask – And I won't tell. Not that you'd care anyway.


Till death do us part – After that go to St. Pete's Hair Salon.


Beau's arts – Need something for your girlfriend?


Reuben sandwich – A lot of slices out of a single Reuben.


October – Piece by Eric Whitacre


Ambergrits – Huge serving of corn. Far exceeds even southern hospitality.


Little red riding hood – Saved by Peter and the Wolf's hunters.


Mendical marijuana – OK. But only the first is free.


Mockery – Turtle soup competition.


Not on my watch! – Thirteen o'clock.


Let's not knot and say we did – Eagle Scout wannabe.


Free association – Not in the U.S.


My kingdom for a hearse – Said by he head of Richard III's cleanup crew.


Cold comfort – Oslo


Knee slapper – Sexual abuse.


Doppelgȁnger – In effect, can't stay on key whether coming or going.


Flasher – Member of flash mob.





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