So
there you are in your rocket ship, strapped in and ready to go. You
know. The one with the rear-view mirror. It's standing on the
ground and in the mirror you see your best friend (Speedy Gonzalesi)
taking out a Hershey bar (with almondsii)
from his backpack. Just as he starts to unwrap it, you take off.
Fortunately the mirror continues to be aimed at him and, because of
some enviable optics, his size never changesiii
no matter how far from him you go.
You
blast off and you accelerate. Twenty-five thousand miles an hour.
Your speed is enough to break loose of gravity, and you head “out.”
Where to? Straight ahead, and Speedy stays in the rear-view mirror.
And, magically, his size still doesn't change. Look! He just
dropped the outer candy-wrapper on the ground. Litterbug.iv
And now he's taking the first bite. Unfortunately you forgot to take
any candy with you, and it will be a long time until you have any.
“Switch
to 'High speed drive' at this time.” That's what the message on
your control screen reads, so you push the red button, and you can
feel the acceleration. 100,000 miles per hour. And there's your
friend eating his candy. And we're clocking 1,000,000 miles per
hour. 10,000,000 miles an hour – that's like almost 2,800 miles a
second. Wow. We're really moving.
“Switch
to 'overdrive' immediately.” Now what? Alright. I'll push the
green overdrive button. Whoosh. We were just crawling before. Now
it's 100,000,000 miles an hour; two, three, 500,000,000 miles an
hour. And Speedy's just finishing. Looks like he'll drop the inside
wrapper on the ground. There it goes. 670,000,000 miles an hour.
We're really moving.
“You
ain't seen nothin' yet. Push silver button for 'turbo warp' and
you'll have a real blast.” Boy, is this exciting. (What's that
bell?)
Wait.
Something's screwy. Speedy's there, but the wrapper's back in his
hand. And so's the candy. It's getting bigger too. Everything's
going backwards. And there must be something wrong with the
speedometer. It says a little over 800,000,000 million miles an
hour. That's faster than the speed of light.v
(That must have been what the bell was.) But that's impossible.vi
Or, at least, that's what I was taught..
Faster
than the speed of light.vii
That means time appears to have slowed down, stopped, and is now
going backward. Until now you had seen “frames” of light
delivered as fast as they were happening but now you're going faster
than the frames and catching up to previous ones – images of what
happened in the past.
Seeing
the past is not anything new. We do it all the time. When we “see”
the sun we're actually seeing what it looked like over 8 minutes
earlier. As for the stars it's thousands, of years earlier.viii
In those cases, though, the time you see time is going forward, not
backward.
What
about “you?” Are you getting younger?ix
As you see the past, are you entering it, or is it only in your rear
view mirror? Well your clock is going forward – even if it might
be doing so at a different rate from “time” outside your ship.
So you'll get older. And while you'll return to an earth that has
gone through a faster passage of time than you've seen in your
mirror, (and, consequently, time has passed faster there than in your
speeding space ship) it has gone forward just as it has for you –
whatever you may have seen.
Great
theory, but I won't hold my breathx
in eager anticipation of it's arrival. A day at a time. That's all
I can manage at the moment. We're told that time is uni-directional,
and, at least for the moment, that's all we have, whatever our
fantasies. Perhaps some day peoplexi
will be able to go back in time and take me forward to the future.
But I'll go kicking and screaming. I'm a product of the twentieth
century, and even the present is moving too fast for me.xii
So I'm not eager to see a future which I'm unlikely to understand.
Especially if I can't have my Hershey bar.xiii
Next
episode: “Do I What?” – I suppose I do.
i Yes.
This is a Looney Tune.
ii No
other variety is worth the time and calories.
iii It's
always small.
iv I
gotta' talk to him about that. Or someone has to.
v 186,282
miles per second or 299,792,458 meters per second in
a vacuum. It's a little slower (but not much) in air.
vi Not
really. According to the Inflation Theory (Guth presented the
theory in 1981, but he was preceded by several others – among them
de Sitter and Starobinsky – who paved the way) the universe,
starting at the size of a proton, expanded to the size of a ten
centimeters. Not very big, but it did so in 15 x 10-34
seconds. According to my calculations, that's 1 septillion
(1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) times the speed of light. I
admit to being a little math challenged, but even if I'm off by a
few zeros, that's ripping around at a pretty impressive speed.
vii Much
faster than a speeding bullet.
viii That's
without the aid of telescopes or other detector systems (including
magical rear-view mirrors).
ix Please.
x There's
nothing I can do about my breadth. I like food too much. Sometimes
I think I'm inflating at an alarming speed, but it's more comic than
cosmic.
xi Or
whatever descends from them.
xii More
on that sometime soon.
xiii With
almonds.
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