Mixed Grill – II

More “stuff.” Some are funny (at least to me). Some are bad. Some are intended as jokes, others as “food for thought.” Some are original (at least I thought of them without reference to something else) and others are stolen. Whatever I said in the first edition of Mixed Grill (October 23rd) applies here as well.

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Kars 4 Kids – Toy kars?

Speak truth to power – Report out(r)age to Con Ed

Mammarazzi – Annoying female photographers. They post boring pictures of their children on Facebook all the time.

Who is the “responsible man” person referred to in law? Are women irresponsible? (No comments please.)

Suni side of the street – Undesirable neighborhood in Tehran

Acme Door Company: We stand behind every door.

Pigeon-holing is an activity of the bird-brained

You can't make a sow's ear out of a silk purse – Antony Scalia (who chose clerks primarily from the best law schools irrespective of their individual qualifications)

Somewhere Over The Rainbow – LGBTQ bar in Topeka

Catch as catch can – A province or a city in Canada. I don't remember which.

A wag tells tails

Flute of the room – Flauto da camera

I never met a man I didn't like – Sign at Stonewall Inn

Unauthorized entry forbidden – Stay our of my diary

Mite makes rite – David defeats Goliath, becomes king, and authors Psalms.

Illiterati – My critics

Rohypnol – Make love, not war

Ignore political statements during a campaign! – But you don't need me to tell you that.

Who enforces Right and Wrong?

Dearth and the Maiden – The plight of a poor young girl

Claptrap – Prostitute

The Egg and I – Autobiography of Margaret Sanger

Dyslexicon – They deen one too

Henry VIII for Divorce Court Judge

The more things change, the more some of them change while others remain the same.

Thank You For Asking – As if you really care.

Requiem brass – Part of a church orchestra

Equality is the opiate of the masses – and of those who believe it

Hashkamah minyan – Prostate minyan

Nouvelle Cuisine – It's so beautifully arranged on the plate, you know someone's fingers have been all over it. – Julia Child

The OED never forgets

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That's all for now. More next month. Maybe it will be better.