We
were both born at about the same time, though he, like Adam,i
started out full-grown – or, at least, as a teen-ager. And he
never grew old.
I
began as a baby and I'm considerably older now. I don't read comic
books any longer but I was saddened when I learned from news reports
that Archie had been killed. Life isn't fair.ii
I know that over the years things have changed, but my memory hasn't
moved on. The Archie Andrews I knew, like the one just shot, was
young, though in my mind he hadn't matured philosophically in the way
the comic book character did. He reflects the zeitgeist
of my youth, rather than twenty-first century American culture. I
aged but didn't change. He changed but didn't age.iii
So
I was saddened by his death. But I was horrified when I learned the
circumstances. Apparently Archie took a bullet to protect his friend
Kevin Keller,iv
a gayv
senator. (I never knew Kevin. I do remember, however, Jughead,
Betty, Veronica, Reggie, and even Moose. And I remember sort of
humorous depictions of High School life.) Senator Keller was an
advocate of gun control which, whatever its merits, was never an
issue when I was reading comic books.vi
Life was simpler then, and childhood was childhood.
When
I was young comics told a story. They might have been humorous, or
action, or even love. But they were stories. I guess there were
messages in them, but when that was the case they were more
reflections of common culture or dreams as they were, than
prescriptions for what should be.
It
seems that the comics no longer cater to the imagination, but are
more involved in indoctrination into modern (liberal) thought –
like newspapers and the rest of what we're feeding them. The funny
papers are no longer funny. The escape from reality for which we
turned to the comics has been replaced by “real” life and the
lessons of how we should respond to it. It is the catechism of what
should be. It's never too early to start teaching those lessons.
I
guess that's a good thing. Shielding children from what used to be
adult concerns is paternalistic. It's more important that we
introduce them to the world that we have created. And the earlier
the better. They have to be prepared. So even before it's born, we
speak to the developing fetus (if it isn't our choice to abort it),
and direct musical sound waves through the amniotic fluid. All the
while we eschew good food in favor of that which is nourishing, and
wine and coffee in favor of bottled water and organic green tea.
But
it's certainly worth the sacrifice, as are the “Baby Mozart” and
“Baby Einstein”vii
which we begin soon after the birth of the new being. And we're sure
to register our offspring as early as possible in the finest pre-K
and prep school.viii
Just as being a child has changed so much since the time I
experienced it, so too have the responsibilities of parenting.
I
can't help thinking, though, that we're making a mistake in both
cases. We're too caught up in the fads, fashions, and, sadly, the
fallacies of our times. We're too intent on making sure our children
are prepared for the world in which we live to let them enjoy
the one in which they live.
Mr.
Weatherbee and Miss Grundy may no longer
be redeemable, but our children are; comics may not be the highest
form of art that we know, but it's the one to which children can
relate. The modern “improvement,” “graphic novels” are fine
for adults who want to pretend that they're reading, and they're as
good a place as any for teaching cultural values and for presenting
political propaganda, but we should leave it to them. Kids just want
to have fun. Whether the stories are silly or fantastic and
unrealistic, the comic stories of old were fun. There was plenty of
time afterward to learn about what were viewed, a few years ago, as
adult concerns.
The
Archie Andrews I remember from the time I was young and reading comic
books got into a lot of scrapes with his classmates and had some
flirtations with his girl friends. Neither he nor I was “grown
up,” and the situations we faced were straightforward issues of
“right” and “wrong” unencumbered with the moral issues of the
day.
But
those days are past. We can't
lose time. Childhood is the optimal time for learning and we can't
waste it. There's no time for black and white, only gray – because
that's what is. There is no right and wrong. Parentsix
are now weighed down with the cultural issues of the twenty-first
century, and they're taking their children down with them. Archie
Andrews is dead.
Fortunately
my memory of what he used to be isn't.
Next episode: “Just The Facts Ma'am" -- If such exist.
I And
Topsy.
ii But
I'll discuss that sad fact in a few weeks.
iii Actually
he did age, but not all that much. And it was more spiritual and
emotional than physical.
iv The
only Keller I knew in those days was Charlie. He played for the
Yankees. But King Kong died, at the age of 74, almost a quarter of
a century before Archie.
v Homosexual.
Not the cheerful, optimistic, devil-may-care personality which
characterized the Archie Andrews I knew years ago.
vi Nor
was premarital sex, though I read somewhere that Archie was thinking
about marrying the mother of his child.
vii In
reality, which we think we're teaching, these programs have not been
shown to be of any benefit. Except to the companies that make money
from them, and to the parents who feel virtuous spending that money.
viii We
may even notify the college of the heritage who will be coming their
way in the future, and the contribution that will accompany him or
her.
ix And
comic book artists.
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