Whoever
they are, they're out to get me. They're out to get all of us.
They've been doing it for a long time, too. And it's not a mistake.
They're doing it on purpose. I know that because every day I see, on
my computer home page and in my internet files, links to all the
things they don't want me to know – whether it's secrets about
diets, car insurance, debt forgiveness, or whatever. I also hear
about companies that can get the IRS off my back or even help me beat
the police who catch me speeding. Doctors are the worst offenders.
They know of lots of cures for our maladies, but they're hiding them.
If we're healthy they can't make money. Fortunately, their
conspiracy has been discovered and revealed by dedicated
practitioners of alternative therapies.
I
know it's true. It doesn't take a genius to know that conspiracies
are rife in our society. I'm a good person, and the things going on
all around me are mostly aimed at getting my money or, worse, getting
me. If we Americans are the most litigious people around, it's
because we're tired of being taken by people who are getting away
with murder,i
and the only way we can get back at themii
is to sue them. After all, the problems that we have are their
fault. They're certainly not ours. We're not to blame or anything
that goes wrong. They've been putting it over on us for a while.
Just look at Amazon.com and you'll find lots of books detailing all
the things they don't want us to know. Even Amazon isn't clean.iii
And the really juicy stuff is on all of the TV shows and movies I
see. There are lots of really bad people out there. You can't trust
anyone.
But
that's just the tip of the iceberg – the nickel and dime stuff.
The real conspirators, the ones causing the most mayhem in our
country, are members of the government. They're worse than the Mafia
and the cable company. They're often acting against other government
officials in a vast effort to sell us out or take over for
themselves. Think about the Kennedy assassination for example. The
Warren Commission whitewashed it, but anyone with an ounce of sense
knows that the FBI had a hand in it. And 9/11 was obviously a
governmental ploy to stir up everyone against the Muslims in general
and the Arabs in particular. It worked, by the way.
Another
thing. I'll bet that lots of our officials made a bundle on the
Madoff ponzi scheme and on the bank bailout. People don't run for
office because they're public-spirited. They do it to get in on the
good things that people in the know can wheedle. They do it to
become part of the vast network of cabals all around us. We may not
know about all of them, but those in politics are in on how they
work, and how to get a piece of the action. Sure there are all sorts
of investigations, but they only target the low-level types; the
people really responsible are never revealed or, if they are known,
they're never convicted.
And
don't get me started on Area 51 and Roswell, New Mexico. The
government doesn't want us to know the truth about the aliens.
Perhaps they think it's for our own goodiv
that we don't find out, but they've a lot of our fellow citizens
involved in the coverup. “Transparency” may be the buzzword of
the day, but don't expect government officials to reveal their
co-conspirators. The business they're in is too satisfying and too
rewarding.
But
I sell the others short when I suggest that conspiracy is an American
invention. There are too many coverups of which we know, and too
many that we don't. For example, everyone is aware that aliens have
been coming to earth for millennia. The crop circles, cave
paintings, rock formations, and possibly even the introduction of
human life, attest to the visit to earth of outsiders. Contrived
explanations just don't wash.
And
what about the Jews? There's a group of plotters if I ever saw one.v
After coming up with a fake religion and engaging in deicide, they
moved on to poisoning the wells, starting plagues, and killing
Christian children for their blood. Nowadays they're giving AIDS to
the Muslims and killing them whenever they can make up an excuse.
It's part of their plot to take over the earth. They already control
most governments, the banking system, Hollywood, and the media. We
only know what they want us to know.
Even
they have competition though. Other schemers include the communists
and the CIA (who are probably working together) and people like
Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Abraham
(does that name tell you anything?) Quisling,
Kim Philby, Deep Throat, Bradley (Chelsea!) Manning, and Edward
Snowden. They're all around us and spying on us. We can't trust
Google, our GPS, or anyone who has a computer. Or anyone who
doesn't.vi
We
need an orderly society, one where everyone is in agreement, like the
one described by George Orwell. We need a big brother who will
protect us from all of them. But they won't let that happen. You
never know who theyvii
are but they're all around, whether we recognize them or not. And
its them against us, so arm yourself.
Next
episode: “The
Death Of Archie Andrews”
– I saw it in the funny papers.
I I
mean that figuratively, although I'm sure that sometimes it's
literally the case. But I'm not discussing organized crime here.
Lots of others also engage in this method of commerce.
ii And
their deep pockets. My lawyer tells me that they can afford it, and
he'll be happy to help me fight the injustice.
iii See
“10 Things Amazon
Doesn't Want You To Know” in the Huffington Post,
June 25, 2012.
iv Let's
get real. They never do anything for our good. One way or another
it's helping them – if only to avoid the embarrassment of the
truth. Or maybe their supporters are worried about business losses
that might result from people hunkering down. Never cross a
lobbyist. Especially one who's supplying you or your campaign with
money.
v Lots
of them change their names so you won't recognize them. They call
it “assimilation,” but it's really infiltration. The goal is
to take over our countries and it's easier from the inside. They
try to pass as loyal citizens wherever they are, but we know better.
vi You
don't really believe them, do you? They're lying to you. Of course
they have one. And it's connected to a cloud that's not accessible
to you.
vii That's
why I haven't said who “they” are. I don't know who they are
but I know they're there. Their actions are a tip off.
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