Mixed Grill N+5 +

Mixed Grill N+5 +

Even more of the wurst of Sir Oracle.

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Tie one on – New Asian cocktail.

Anachronism –Ohioan.

In the twinkling of an I –Yours truly is really fast.

Snarky – Sneaky, with shark-like wit.

Skycap – Gin over the clouds.

Opioid – Garfield's favorite pizza topping.

Five easy pieces – KFC. Actually five greasy pieces.

Tit for tat –Fetish exposed by psychological test.

Niagara Falls –Frosted (or washed) wigs

Shorts – Sons of britches

Trump – Overvalued clubs defeat POTUS's ace of diamonds

Social media – Pleasant talkative ladies who pass along the fake new you want to hear

O tempora o mores –Watered down paint

The more the marryer – Reverend Moon

Starbucks – Cost of a cup of coffee.

These are the mimes that try men's soles – Cobbler's Indians.

Reign, rain go away – Après moi le déluge.

Pig Latin – Ainkoi.

Quack –Walk like a doc.

Good night. Sleep tight – Drank too much vodka

El Cid – Bright new Spanish light bulb.

Panty hose – Cure for hot pants.

Budget Gap – No concessions in this passage

Old navy – Russia

Soulmate –He's a heel but I love him.

Sumer is icumen in – Elam better watch out.

Mother of Pearl – Let's get down to basics. Who's the father?

William Tell Overture – Better an overture than an underture.

Especially with an apple.

Homeopath – Hermit.

Phenobarbecue – I love the taste, but I seem to get sleepy after most meals.

Till death do us part – After that go to St. Pete's Hair Salon.

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Worst? You be the jury – and we know where you live.