Mixed Grill XXXV

I know you've been waiting for this. Perhaps to read, perhaps to trash it. Your choice.

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Your place or mine – I prefer yours. The mine is wet and drafty. Or there's always a motel, but that costs

I give at the office – But I'll take anywhere

Only the good die young – Before they can be bad

Dance on the grave of an enemy – Footloose and fancy free

“Many smart men have come out of Indiana. And the smarter they were, the faster they came out.” (George Ade)

Suffer little children – Do I have to? They're really pains in the *** who make me suffer

A Midsummer Night's Drama – Post Shakespeare staging

Ring around the collar – Joint venture of Jacques Cartier and Steampunk

The soft underbelly – I won't touch it. It's up to NOW

Odds bodkin – OMG. He's an egotist and he's in Corpus Christie

Rainbow coalition – There's no white or black in the rainbow. This sounds like the Simpsons

Can't make head nor tail – I can understand not making head, but tail?

A penny for your thoughts – For two cents I'll give it to you

Don't stand nest to the apple tree – With anyone named Tell

Too late to make dessert – But I always have time for you

You don't say! – Anything worth hearing

We're all on the same page – Unfortunately we're using different books

Kscrslhv Brothers Mzrshkk & Mzrgnmpp Circus – The greatest show on Pluto

The rain won't hurt the rhubarb – Boy do you have another think coming

I've got your back – With a gun. Your money or your life

Check mate – A good place for pea coats

Rome wasn't built in a day – Actually it was in Lazio

Cut off your nose – To spite the plastic surgeon

The U. S. Constitution – Precedent of the United States

If you can't beat them, join them – Unless the heat's up, it's difficult to make scrambled eggs that way

We stand behind every door – Motto of the Acme Door Company

That's above my pay grade – Go away. You bother me

They're new paradigms – Don't give me that crap. Twenty cents is twenty cents

Anywhere I hang my hate is home – For a bigot, home is where the hate is

Close Encounters of the Third Kind – Your place or mine? And should we get someone else?

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OK. You read it. That was your responsibility and I take no blame.

May 29, 2017