Mixed Grill XXVI

I can't stop myself. Can you? (Not stop me, but yourself.)

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Time heals all wounds – Good as old

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose – Bureaucracy

Ice pick – Say no more or they'll deport you. You're protected by the Fifth Amendment

Think outside the box – Have lunch in a real restaurant

Moon over Miami – Bottoms up

To be or not to be – that is the question – “To be” is the answer. We can work out details later

You say tomato and I say tomato – Live together long enough and you start sounding alike

Muscle tov – Greeting to Muhammad Ali after a particularly grueling match

I maul ears – Ali's reply

Paper doll – Prostitute

Holey sox - Robin saw Batman putting on his shoes

Get paid – Jewish divorce settlement

Grime and punishment – What's a mother to do with kids who love to run through mud puddles?

Buy the rivers of Babylon – And get waterside property as well. Immigrants are gobbling it up. And laughing. By the way, have you given any thought to river cruises?

Reality TV – Who's kidding whom?

If you're going through hell, keep going – (Winston Churchill)

Darby and John – Happily married couple. New version

Earth – Our obsession, Holst's omission

Sommelier – Sophisticated wine pimp

Word almanac – Dictionary

Father of the bride – Payer of the bills. (And the Bobs, Toms, Jacks, and all the others.)

Beware of geeks bearing gifts – Never try free upgrading or other programs

When you and I were young, Margie – Or whatever your name is. I forget

The early bird gets his own breakfast – Sign in my daughter-in-law's kitchen

OMG – At least our children recognize letters. Words are next

Too big to fail, too dumb to pass – What's a teacher to do?

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That's it for today. You're welcome.