Mixed Grill XXXI

No rest for the eerie. These are really the times that try men's (and women's) souls. Are you up to it?

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Подземные – Makes “Asleep in the Deep” sound like a tenor solo

The Cat in the Hat – And zoot suit

Velcro – Sticky bird after detergent washing

Below the beltway – Congress has sucker-punched us all

One of these things is not like the udders – Bull

Congress – A joke would be superfluous

الاعتدال الفلسطيني

– I have a bridge to sell you [I don't know how to get these on the same line – Sir Oracle]

North Face – Inspired by Janus

A place for mom – She always put you in your place and you've always wanted to put her in hers

Inherit the wine – Gallo humor

Never give up! – You'll get more if you sell out

Dusk to dusk – Good burial time

No rest for the wary – Conspiracy theorists never sleep

Take two and call me in the morning – If you wake up

Book of palms – Text for aspiring psychics

Preaching to the quire – Paper over the problems of supporters

Age-old sins – By ageless sinner

Federal excess – More government spending packages

Gone with the wind – Complete bowel obstruction

We stand on the shoulders of giants – We have a big ladder and a small imagination

Atheism – Godless religion

On a roll – Winning Nathan's contest year after year

Barbershop quartet – Four killed by Mafia gunfire

Credit score – Claiming acclaim you don't deserve and getting it

Nobody knows the tribbles I've seen – Except Cyrano Jones

Why, daddy? – Because I said so

A penny saved – Isn't worth very much. Would you bend over to pick one up?

Stairway to heaven – Psychotropic

How do I love thee? – I'll get back to thee on that

The waze of all flesh – Helps you around delays caused by those annoying fatal accidents

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? – I do. And there's some good stuff there

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That's enough for now. You'll probably have to spend some time with Google^®. Tune in next time. It's guaranteed to be just as bad.