Mixed Grill N + 4

Mixed Grill N + 4

My crime, your punishment.

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The greatest Tory ever sold – Neville Chamberlain. It was a bill of goods.

Mother Goose – Expletive diluted.

Times square – Occasional (token) Republican Op Ed columnist.

Microdot – There were mushrooms on the Yellow Brick road.

Fire drill – Old-fashioned dentist's tool.

Dycameral intersectionaliture – Anti-Semites and House of Reprehensibles.

Three little words – Just say “No.” Foyer alarm.

Hit on Ms – Did she or didn't she? You can't examine.

Honor thy father and mother – Sleep with them both.

Pundit – Tells jokes on the way to Punjab.

Takes 2 to tango – Or 3, or 4, or whatever turns you on.

Peter and the wolf – Prokofiev the gigolo.

Washington crossing the Delaware – It worked because he had E-Z Pass.

Bun Home Richard – Crapper.

Long Ranger – Has gun will travel. Even to Toronto.

Paint the town red – Mixed red paint and mace spray for women wearing fur coats.

In front of every silver lining there's a cloud.

Ten little Indians – Stereotyping.

Melancholy bubbe – Grandma's in her dotage.

Donkey hottie – Jackass with big ass.

La Mer – Water Music By Handel.

I Want You – WWI American national sexual harassment.

Tar and feathers – New fashion craze.

Between Iraq and a hard place – Saudi Arabia.

Red sails in the sunset – Communist rides at night.

Revenge – Venge again?

Hail Mary – Make a pass at girl named Mary. Unlikely to succeed.

Made in China – By young women seeking employment.

Accelerator – Fastest hatchet in the west.

Every little movement has a meaning all its own – Attributed to W. A. Mozart.

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You can count 0n the Russians for a solution to every problem. Of course you maynot always agree.

January 29, 2018