Mixed Grill VI

It ain't over till it's over. (Yogi Berra) And that's not yet. More pitiful puns, aching aphorisms and querulous quotes. Sorry about that. (Maxwell Smart)

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Prime Time – Dinner. Unless you're a vegetarian

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter – Short, to the point, and nonsense.

There may be two sides to every story but (at least) one is wrong

Cold Turkey – You thought cold duck was bad?

9W – (Carnac the Magnificent – You had to be there – contact me if you need an explanation)

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time (Blaise Pascal)

A stitch in time wastes nine if it's the wrong stitch

Don't just do something, stand there – Action for its own sake, without considering the costs and benefits, is foolish, even if it gives you the feeling that you're trying.

Washington, D.C. – Original capital power brokers

Compromise is the first step in getting your way – But be careful if your opponent feels that way as well

… you can't fool all of the people all of the time (President Abraham Lincoln) – You don't have to

                Democracy – Fifty-one percent is all you need

                Tyrrany – You don't have to fool anyone. Just outgun them.

                Socialism – You're fooling yourself

Garfield – Where General Abner Doubleday played after the war.

Gorgonzola – Japanese movie monster that eats cheese sushi

Camomile – Disguised field rations for guerrillas

Strike Out – Go your own way, refuse to enter the batter's box and receive penalty

Pi In The Sky – Higher mathematics

Voice President – All talk, no action

Virginia Is For Losers – You'd know if you ever met her

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch (Orson Welles)

Consumer Reports – Burps, belches, and unmentionable sounds

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter (Winston Churchill)

Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the [other] forms of government that have been tried from time to time (also Winston Churchill)

He who hesitates is last

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk – Bumper sticker seen in Jerusalem, but probably in a lot of places

Moral Relativism – If you want to do it go ahead. Someone will say it's okay

If you march to a different drummer you're probably out of step – Right or wrong, someone will approve, even if it's only you. (See “Moral Relativism”)

Bear Right

Frog Left

Lines from The Muppet Movie

Less is more only when more is too much (Frank Lloyd Wright)

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Too much. Time to stop. But there will be more.