Mixed Grill XXIII

I never tire of making you sick. Here's another dose of ipecac. If you don't understand everything below it's your fault, not mine. They all make perfect sense to me.

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Taxidermy – Skinning by the IRS

A lion in the sand – Now all we need is a crowd and someone to eat

Roe v Wade – Stamp out all the eggs while you're in the water. No, it's hot water

Income Tax – Not so sweet sixteen

England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. (George Orwell – 1941) – He didn't live long enough to see us take over the dishonor.

Albanian mob – Cuomo and crew

Lewd sing cuckoo – Bawdy songs aren't new

Battle her of the republic – Harriet Tubman for example

White cliffs of Dover – Exclusive British club. Lots of sole but no soul

Where were you when the lites went out? -- And we were left with the hi calorie beer

American beauty rose – Gypsy

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician. (Charlie Chaplin)

Penny whistle – Cheap trill

Double bill – Huey and Dewey

Hot toddy – The palm sap fell from a truck

Eight is enough – Not. It takes a shtetl to raise a minyan

Menandering – But I need a more romantic place to give it to her

The earth moved – Not away from the sun I hope.

All or nothing – When you need a new belt hole there's only one way to go

My way or the highway – Two good ways to reach a bad decision

That's all there is, there isn't any more – No. I won't read the story again

Aqualad – Wet fingers? Up and down your spine? The new black magic? Try Cartoon Network

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter (George Washington)

If you ain't broke, don't fix it – If you are, there are openings for repairmen

The lark ascending – Vaughan Williams was always over my head

There's a boot that's leaving soon for New York – Actually two. ISIS agent looking for bondage fun and there's also the journalistic leg man who turns him in

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. (Demetri Martin)

Blue blood – Guilt-ridden gang banger

Cincinnati – Sin City it ain't

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There's more for your money than usual. Are you overspending anyway? That's funny. I'm not seeing any of it.