Mixed Grill XI

On a lighter note (than last week's offering).

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Bippity Boppity Boo – Song of a 1940's ghost

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against (W.C. Fields) – It's become the American way.

Thyme Flies – Celebrity chefs have such bad tempers (and they create the most bizarre dishes)

Multiflora Is A Multiflora Is A Multiflora – Smells as sweet

The Great Gatsberg – Lord of the lower east side

Look Before You Lead – Especially when you're dancing

Go Drown Moses – The Egyptian plan

Give Up Spinach For Lent (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Who's Who – Spin off of “To Tell The Truth”

Don't Get Around Much Any More – She took my walker when she walked out

Beethoven's Fifth – What he drank when he found out he was going deaf

New Faces Of 1998 – Emojis

Witch Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? – Double, double, toil and trouble. Chicken soup or a medium-boiled egg?

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying (Oscar Wilde)

I Claudius – You Jane

Birth Of A Nation – The Margaret Sanger story. Not

Diamond Is A Girl's Best Friend – Especially “Sweet Caroline”

Blood on the Sand – That's what 50 Cent says you'll get if you cross a Play Station with an Xbox.

The Mata With Hari – Previously undiscovered Hitchcock thriller

The End Never Justifies The Beans – Especially for those in the vicinity

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. (Mark Twain)

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. (Albert Einstein)

The Brothers Dostoevsky, Anna Karenina, Niccoló di Bernardo dei Machiavelli, Giuseppe Verdi – University spelling test.

Bettye Boope – Medieval image

Vaya Con Dios, Mein Liebchen – Lupe Paul, Mitzi Ford hit

I Stand Corrected – There's gotta' be a more PC way of saying “disabled”

When In The Corset Of Human Events? – When you believe that overindulgence is one of your inalienable rights.

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Serves you right.