Mixed Grill XLVII

Are you sure you're ready?

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Full metal jacket – Forget it. I'm not into outrè fashion

Alexander's ragtime ban – Only waltzes from now on

Cat scan – Looking for Mr. Goodrat

Bye bye Miss American Pi – I don't think metrics will change it

Back of the buss – The tongue

Impasta – And the crooked will be made straight. That may be a good thing in general but it's bad for rotini

Ketchup on the rye – Not on my corned beef

I got a son in the morning – Induction you know

Brothel can you spare a dame? -- The beginning of the escort service

My heart belongs to daddy – But the jewelry, condo, sports car, and wardrobe are mine

Pulled pork – This little piggy went to market. Unwillingly

One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater – I didn't know that unicorn cyclopses were omnivorous. Or purple

Tight end – One beer too many before the game. So he got on his knee. Unintentionally. Actually he fell flat on his face

Rue de la pay – Expensive Parisian mall for American tourists

Don't block the sox – Old warning. Boston variation

Elephant in the room - Say what you will, her father's rich

We will not be moved – They will overcome the landlord

Home plait – Residential hair styling

Altered state – California. Of course they'll deny it

Weigh down upon the Swanee River – The Florida Mafia at work

Mankind – Notwithstanding what feminists say, most are

Buy all you can buy – Great new camo store in the mall

Hello Young Losers – Las Vegas theme

Robin the bot wonder – Talk to Botman's protégé

I never met a dog I didn't like – Far Eastern chef's approach (Allegedly. Please don't accuse me of racism)

Second chance – Do over. I can't tolerate losing, especially when I blew it

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Ready or not, there I went.

October 1, 2017