Mixed Grill XLII

Unfortunately there's more where this came from.

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YouTub – I see you finally cleaned up your act

One for my baby and one more for the road – Another day, another doula

On the road – Kerouac, Crosby, and others

Graphic navel – Work of a tattoo author

French roast – Gallic gaul

Safety net – Mustn't hurt the butterfly

Sexual incompatibility – One early person, one late person, one television set

Security breach – (Breech?) Taylor Swifty

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket – Actually it was rising stars. They were caught by studio executives with long-term contracts and the movie moguls made much money

Tiger balm – Medicine not alcohol

What would Jerry do? – Turn Tom into a plough share

Country fair – Could be better

Pantry raid – Midnight mayhem for treating hunger

"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" – "The Alphabet Song" on steroids courtesy of Kermit and others

Penn and Grand Central – Stations of the crass

Beef bourguinon – French complaint

Scenic – Monitor Santa's sleigh in the moonlight

Sumo resting – Fat wrestler sitting on his fat [feel free to add to this definition]

Sneak attack – Surprise roast

A few short words – A, I, O. EU is, unfortunately short on _____ and long on _____

Phenom – Designation of a cost listed on your utility bill, among many others. You don't understand it but you have to pay it

Coach – Money bags

Peter and the wolf – Gilmore is now a member of the Puck gang

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying – Bobbie Gentry

Abandon Hope all you who enter here – Especially Dorothy Lamour

Stain remover – Honor killing

Selfie – Cost of a portable telephone.

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Don't think you're free of my idiocy yet.

August 18, 2017