Mixed Grill XLIII

I hope you're sitting down.

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BLT – Brandy, lime, and tequila. Go easy on the lime

Audubon's Birds of America – Source for the goose

Mail Call – Something for every member of the gang. Chain letters for all

Kale and spinach shake – You gotta' be kidding. It may be healthful (though I doubt it). Anyway, I'll take steak

Organ(ic) meat – Cow tongue in cow dung. No artificial fertilizers. Gluten and GMO free

Bite the Duse – Early, and silent, vampire film with Italian star

Power Point – Just before the Big Bang

Wearing of the grin – He just won the Irish sweepstakes

Columbus discolored America – Did he introduce racism to America or multiculturalism? Whichever is your perspective, he never set foot on our soil

Humpty Dumpty – Boston party planner circa 1773

Meals on Wales – Scouse, crempog, and cawl for example

Relativity – How much your cousin devours at consecutive meals

Fast food – Leg of cheetah with fries, or nothing at all

Social network – Catches all sorts of butterflies

Pomp and circumcise – The bris of the year

When in debt – Try the lottery

I only regret that I have but one laugh to give to my country – Rodney Dangerfield got no respect

Tippecanoe and drown – Actually Whigs float

When the shades of night are falling – Have them fixed. I know this guy who …

Bon appetit – Enjoy the bones

The lost chord – Now I can't even find my khite

Weather report – Thunder

Golden gait – Trotter's goal

Alphabet Soup – Conversation on the internet

The Einstein joke – Einstein on a train asks the conductor “What time does Boston get to this train?”

Protest – Cricket or rugby match

Saturday Night Fever – Peggy Lee's original ailment

Village idiom – You expect them to talk funny so far from society

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