Mixed Grill N + 1

I can't figure out where I am. I've lost track.

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What goes up up must come down – Remember that the next time you take a celebratory shot into the blue.

We've got your back – It's behind you so you can't see, but the red circles on your jacket make it easy for us to keep an eye on you.

20,000 Leagues under the sea – I bet you didn't know bottom feeders were so athletic.

Chopped liver – Good source for chopped iron.

Assignation – What happens when a citizen forgets how to write and where he lives simultaneously.

Mummy – Christo creation in BC Egypt.

Crunch time – March 14^th.

Pre ___ contract – Agreement to be signed by both parties prior to anything that might be considered sexual conduct when the media get wind of it. And they will. It's a big seller nowadays.

Potpourri – Smorgasbord in a commune.

Bait and switch – Prepare for numerous guests at a fishing party. Like exchanging weapons at a grouse hunt.

Double dip – It's okay. No one will see us.

Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. (Richard Feynman – Nobel Prize winning physicist.)

Stop sign – Agreed in advance by lovers. Not always observed.

Bad news – No news.

Gregorian Chant – Cheerleaders' rap at St. Greg's.

Yellow submarine – Nervous Nautilus.

Back in the day – The target is even brighter.

Opposable thumb – Kill the umpire.

Preoccupied – There are even crumbs left.

Hemidemisemiramide – Act one.  Or least part of it.

Sopwith camel – Middle-eastern soup.

Thomahawks – Shoes for birds.

Lysistrata – #MeToo.

Baccarat – Uh uh. My money's on the cat every time.

Sexual abuse – Sailor kisses a nurse in Times Square as WWII ends.

The Belch of St. Mary's – Too many wafers

Aids – Jewish conspiracy to kill all Blacks and Muslims. Jim Jones cocktails.

Mistletoe – Worst investment of 2017.

Anticoagulant – Fitting life-long punishment for unindicted co-conspirators.

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I can't count. But I do.

December 11, 2017