Mixed Grill N+3

You may not think these funny because they aren't funny,

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Salamagundi – Mumbai sausage.

Supeheron – Look ma. No legs.

Water works – No need to see the urologist.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth – It's considered polite to read the card first.

A far cry – Three in the morning and it's your turn.

Ann of Green Bagels – She originated the St. Patrick's Day treat. Ideal with green beer.

Constitution of The United States – Overweight.

It's time for a change – 26^th Amendment.

Earache – ENT tool for cleaning out wax.

Three Bearers – A fourth needed for balance.

Down and out – Expensive duvet got torn.

San Fernando Valley – Rudy's kid

Child care – Concierge baby sitting

Hashtag – Bill in the diner.

Illegal Alien – Martian with green skin but no green card.

Inn the beginning – First B & B.

Cold war – Competition after invention of refrigeration.

Belle Curve – Use you're imagination.

Creationism – Christian Science

The route of all evil – The Pacific Coast Highway.

Robert's Rules of Order – Take it or leave it.

One Be or Not One Be – Failed first draft.

Play it again, Sam – Red.

Book it, Danno – A room in Hawaii's best hotel.

Mine's bigger than yours – More ore, too.

Half a loaf is better than none – But two heads are better than one.

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum – But you won't find it here.

It wasn't all that funny anyway.

Believe it or not –Frankly I don't believe it.

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Or you may think they're funny. Your choice.

January 23, 2018