Mixed Grill N + 2

Dismal definitions keep descending. If they're good enough for me (or bad – depends on your preferences) , they're good enough for you.

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Daddy's home – He got it in the settlement

Don't worry. There are no credible threats – No potential perpetrators are on the radar. So we must be safe. Or is this the time to start worrying?

Reward Card – Given every student at the end of each semester in academy for the rich.

Altered state – California.

Proctologist's tool – Colitis scope.

Catacombs – Where you go after nine lives.

Fashion designers – Rich sexual abusers.

Karl Marx – Funniest brother.

Moon landing – She slipped on, and he fell onto, guess what.

World Parallel – Sports classic on the other side of the sun.

Candad – The old man's had it.

Ho down – Disabled prostitute.

Made to measure – Born tailor.

Dressed in peace –But not for long. Now he's dressed to kill.

Panty hose – Step before chastity belt.

Brouhaha – Lite beer.

Windbreaker – Beano.

Death penalty – Inheritance tax.

Ectopic pregnancy – Leah not Rachel.

Earache – Device for scooping up wax.

Smash and grab – The best things in life are free.

Book of knowledge – Read it under the tree. You already screwed up.

Don't fence me in – Nothing that fell off a truck.

Ben and Jerry – Suppliers of cold comfortable.

Seven no-trump – And no tweeted distractions.

Child-proof cap – Adult-proof cap.

Social media – Distractions from any social interaction.

There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip – Incompetent sexual abuse. Take off the slip.

That's all folks – Three little words.

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That may be all for now but who knows (apart from the Shadow) what's coming?

December 31, 2108