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Till
dearth do us part – Consult
the pre-nup.
Salamaghandi
– Mumbai
sausage.
Supeheron
– Look
ma. No legs.
Water
works – No
need to see the urologist.
Don't look a gift hearse in the mouth – Just get out of the way.
A far cry – Three in the morning and it's your turn.
Don't look a gift hearse in the mouth – Just get out of the way.
A far cry – Three in the morning and it's your turn.
Ann
of Green Bagels – She
originated the St. Pat's Day treat. Goes great with green beer.
Constitution
of The United States – Overweight
It's
time for a change – 26th
Amendment.
Jordan
Hall – Boston
concert venue known for fast music.
Toys
B' Us – Ethnic
franchise. (No fiscal problems.)
(MOU)PO(OS)SSLQ
– Twenty-first
century version of late 1970's census category. MOU= married or
unmarried, OS = or same.
(IMOU)PO(OS)SSLQ
– They're
fighting all the time.
To
be or not to be – Only
seven years old and the pressure is so high.
Don't
ask – And
I won't tell. Not that you'd care anyway.
Till
death do us part – After
that go to St. Pete's Hair Salon.
Beau's
arts – Need
something for your girlfriend?
Reuben
sandwich – A
lot of slices out of a single Reuben.
October
– Piece
by Eric Whitacre
Ambergrits
– Huge
serving of corn. Far exceeds even southern hospitality.
Little
red riding hood – Saved
by Peter and the Wolf's hunters.
Mendical
marijuana – OK.
But only the first is free.
Mockery
– Turtle
soup competition.
Not
on my watch! – Thirteen
o'clock.
Let's
not knot and say we did – Eagle
Scout wannabe.
Free
association – Not
in the U.S.
My
kingdom for a hearse – Said
by he head of Richard III's cleanup crew.
Cold
comfort – Oslo
Knee
slapper – Sexual
abuse.
Doppelgȁnger
– In effect, can't stay on key whether
coming or going.
Flasher
– Member of flash mob.
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