You
may not think these funny because they aren't funny,
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Salamagundi
–
Mumbai sausage.
Supeheron
– Look ma. No legs.
Water
works
– No need to see the urologist.
Don't
look a gift horse in the mouth
– It's considered polite to read the card first.
A
far cry
– Three in the morning and it's your turn.
Ann
of Green Bagels
– She originated the St. Patrick's Day treat. Ideal with green
beer.
Constitution
of The United States
– Overweight.
It's
time for a change
– 26th
Amendment.
Earache
– ENT tool for cleaning out wax.
Three Bearers – A
fourth needed for balance.
Down
and out
– Expensive
duvet got torn.
San
Fernando Valley
– Rudy's kid
Child
care
– Concierge baby sitting
Hashtag – Bill in
the diner.
Illegal Alien –
Martian with green skin but no green card.
Inn the beginning –
First B & B.
Cold war –
Competition after invention of refrigeration.
Belle Curve – Use
you're imagination.
Creationism –
Christian Science
The route of all evil
– The Pacific Coast Highway.
Robert's Rules of Order
– Take it or leave it.
One Be or Not One Be
– Failed first draft.
Play it again, Sam –
Red.
Book it, Danno – A
room in Hawaii's best hotel.
Mine's bigger than yours
– More ore, too.
Half a loaf is better
than none – But two heads are better than one.
A funny thing happened on
the way to the forum – But you won't find it here.
It wasn't all that funny
anyway.
Believe it or not
–Frankly I don't
believe it.
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Or
you may think they're funny. Your choice.
January 19, 2018
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