Mixed Grill XXXIX

Happy summer (or whatever it is when this gets published). Enjoy golfing (among other things). I hope this won't spoil it for you.

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First come, first saved – Tent meeting invitation

Shin splints – Arms for tefillin

Forest lawn – Actually under the lawn

Dollars to donuts – With inflation it will soon be donuts to dollars

One for the money – Ace

May the fours be with you – Not good enough in Atlanta. You need some threes or twos. Try to avoid fives. And no plus fours

Foreplay – Practice swings

Forego – Head for the tee

Foreswear – Cursing a bad tee-off

Foregone – Where the bad tee-off lands

Foregone conclusion – For sympathy (and whatever), try the nineteenth hole

Forenicate -Whatever

Also ram – Ewe rejected the slowpoke

Home spun humor – Spuns

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore (Ogden Nash)

Bandsaw – Cutting edge music

Dr. Seus – More often a doctor is sued

Firecrackers – Too much capsaicin. Keep a cold drink handy next to the spread

Morning becomes electra – Motto of TVA

Prada – The greatest shoe on earth. "The Devil," you say?

Catacomb – For grooming your pet

Tintinnabulation of the belles – Sounds from the ladies' room

Come in from the reign – Democratic Party motto in 2020

I left my heart in San Francisco –Message of organ donor from beyond

Memories of things passed – Proust recalls a gallstone

Salt lick – Tears

Sol Feggio – Italian musician

Mistress of ceremonies – Pagan goddess

Seize the pay – IRS tactic

The mobs doth protest too much, methinks – Sic

Hot coffee – Grounds for a lawsuit

Good mourning – Reaction to a big inheritance

Checkered career – He wore the zoot suit too long

The cure is worse than the disease – Congress reacts to a perceived problem

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Have a bad day.

July 9, 2017