Mixed Grill XXI

An-other out of order offering. Oh. You're not big on alliteration. Sorry about that, but that's your problem. I'm into identical initials. At least for introductions.

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Latter-Day Saints – Oxymormon. Suggests former-day sinners, but there are many latter-day sinners around now.

A run for the money – That's what you get for buying cheap stockings. (Do they still make stockings?)

Bulldozer – Huge Ambien

Whistle stop – Pin-up girls do. Feminists are offended

Supermarket – Janitor's flea sale

Streamline – Old railroad right of way paralleling a waterway

Multiculturalism – Dream of many. E Pluribus Plus

Snafu – Congress

Cold war – Battle of the decongestants

Rock and Roll – Daily activities and dinner for chain-gang member

Fast food – What you're not eating during Lent

Rinksmanship – Triple axel, triple toe

Role model – Plastic kaiser

Murphy's Law – The daily business of our representatives

Swing voter – One favoring increased attention to the LGBTQ community

Affirmative action – Help potential voters. To hell with who pays the bill and who suffers

Credibility gap – In politics it's the Grand Canyon – especially during a campaign

Rip off – Remove the headstone

Bottom line – Disclaimer. Don't worry. It's in minute print and you may not be able to read it

PC – Pure crap

Rule us once, shame on you – But if we reelect you, shame on us

Buddy, can you spear a dime – If so, we need you for the US javelin accuracy team

Fűr Elise – Music by Marquis de Sade

The King's Speech – Noble gas

The Foundation Trilogy – Brassiere, corset, and support stockings.

Bartholomew Cubbins easily bests the Cat in the Hat – Can you top this?

She sells seashells in the Seychelles – Tonguetwister africains

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The end is here. At least for today. My mental meandering may miff many. Sorry about that.