Mixed Grill XIX

Mixed Grill XIX

Thought I'd throw this in. Should it have been the towel?

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Buck private – Twenty-one dollars a day, once a month

This is the armoire, Mr. Jones-Smythe – Next to Duncan Phyfe's drum table

The Million Dollar Pound Note – Inflation is getting out of hand

For all we know – Are you sure it's a tie score?

Sheikh to sheikh – OPEC love fest

MC – Eleven hundred of the loudest Latin hits

Got mink? – My daddy treats me so well

Mourning in America – Wait 'til next year

Skinny dipping – Benefiting from inside information

What are the pros of us leaving Brexit? – One interviewer's search for truth. One who seems ignorant of what “Brexit” means, or at least doesn't use the term correctly

Bury the man today – Adelaide's plan B

The Caine Mutiny – Older dentists revert to former techniques. Younger ones demand government action against pharmaceutical manufacturers. No one blames strawberries

Trump Tower – It's skin is thicker than his

Maim – Brainwashing of an impressionable youth by Bohemians

Polly wants a redneck – That's much more inclusive than a call for crackers

How're you gonna' keep 'em down on the farm? – Mademoiselle's better than manure

The devil take the hindmost – Serve him the ox tail soup

Hello dolly – A little girl's greeting to her best friend every morning

The skin of their teeth – I can think of only one way to get skin on your teeth but I can't write it

No we can't – Not even Obama can get them to open the Vatican archives

Appalachian Spring – Great idea, but 8-12 inches of snow are falling now

Demoralizing and disheartening – Disagreement of Judge Neil Gorsuch with President Trump's evaluation of the judiciary. Scorned by Senator Blumenthal. Apparently viewed by the Democrat as inadequately critical of the man who nominated him.

Automechanika Chicago – House of cars

How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying – Inherit a profitable concern

Tweet – Unfiltered venting for those without imaginations. Very popular. Lots of such people

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated (Mark Twain)– Better to be read than dead

Parole board decision– Sometimes it's possible to end a sentence with a proposition

Organic – Contains carbon but costs more

Nietzsche is dead – He lost

When in doubt, don't. (Benjamin Franklin) – He must have been a conservative

The lox and the grapes – Meals not morals

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Maybe I'll do better the next time around.