I
won't give up even if you say you don't like these.
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But
soft. What light through yonder window breaks? – Westinghouse
soft white light. But what breaks the window is a golf ball.
Toscanini
– Mindless opera lover.
Cutie
Pie – Who knew quince and tangelo would go so well together?
Television
– Speak to a spook.
Sincere
– It's too darned hot.
Parsimony
– Cost of a wedding. License extra.
Down
by the riverside – The feral dogs had goose for dinner last
night.
Sextant
– Send naughty message to mom's sister.
Palestine
– Crius and Eurybia's son invented a new drink, and then the right
cup.
L.
L. Bean – Overpriced clothes from overpriced wrapper.
Syntax
– Worth every cent.
David
– Nathaniel Parker.
Hopalong
Cassidy – Dance or I'll shoot your other leg.
Concierge
service – Same service but higher price.
Bookie
of the month club – Pay up
or else.
Past
participle – Now that you passed it, move on to Perfect.
The
Last of the Mohicans – Styles change.
I'll
take the high road – Accompanied by Mary Jane.
Skeleton
key – See MANIAC list or visit Loch Ness.
Thumbs
– Look-alikes on social media and future fortune for orthopedists.
Never
give a sucker an even break – Crush it over ice cream.
13
“Likes” – Mindy used 13 “Akhs” in her Assyrian Facebook
entry. At least in the first sentence.
G
rope – Go for the G string.
Crosby,
Hope, and Bowdler – Morocco bound
Kill
time – Might as well before it kills you.
Don't
kill the messenger – Hough him and let him crawl back.
In
the twinkling of an I – Narcissist's hopes and dreams.
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Well
I like them. At least most of them.
November 21, 2017
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