Monday, November 27, 2017

Mixed Grill Number N
















I won't give up even if you say you don't like these.





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But soft. What light through yonder window breaks? – Westinghouse soft white light. But what breaks the window is a golf ball.



Toscanini – Mindless opera lover.



Cutie Pie – Who knew quince and tangelo would go so well together?



Television – Speak to a spook.



Sincere – It's too darned hot.



Parsimony – Cost of a wedding. License extra.



Down by the riverside – The feral dogs had goose for dinner last night.



Sextant – Send naughty message to mom's sister.



Palestine – Crius and Eurybia's son invented a new drink, and then the right cup.



L. L. Bean – Overpriced clothes from overpriced wrapper.



Syntax – Worth every cent.



David – Nathaniel Parker.



Hopalong Cassidy – Dance or I'll shoot your other leg.



Concierge service – Same service but higher price.



Rin Tin Tin – Dog for HergĂ©'s creation.



Bookie of the month club – Pay up or else.



Past participle – Now that you passed it, move on to Perfect.



The Last of the Mohicans – Styles change.



I'll take the high road – Accompanied by Mary Jane.



Skeleton key – See MANIAC list or visit Loch Ness.



Thumbs – Look-alikes on social media and future fortune for orthopedists.



Never give a sucker an even break – Crush it over ice cream.



13 “Likes” – Mindy used 13 “Akhs” in her Assyrian Facebook entry. At least in the first sentence.



G rope – Go for the G string.



Crosby, Hope, and Bowdler – Morocco bound



Kill time – Might as well before it kills you.



Don't kill the messenger – Hough him and let him crawl back.



In the twinkling of an I – Narcissist's hopes and dreams.





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Well I like them. At least most of them.











November 21, 2017

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