Mixed Grill XII

Ya' say ya' want more for your money? Tell ya' what I'm gonna' do. (Sid Stone)

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If You Can't Stand The Humidity Stay Out Of The Shvitz

Recall People – They're dangerous

Great Minds Think Alike – Actually they don't. Average minds think alike. Great minds have unique thoughts and ideas. That's what makes them great

Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.” (John Greenleaf Whittier) – Suppose the word “worse” followed this thought. It's not so sad anymore.

Now You See It, Now You Don't – Got junk?

Socialism Is The Opium Of The Misfits – Religious or not

Advocacy Journalism – Vice of America and many other nations. Propaganda

Don't Drink The Wine And Don't Eat The Wafer – Montezuma's Revenge at the Vatican

Why? – Why not?

Remembrance Of Things Past – The Brooklyn Dodgers

In The Beginning G-d Created The Heavens And The Earth … And It Was Good – Then people screwed up

Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to do and die. – Of course we could retreat. Perhaps half a league backward.

Kermit the Frog: Bear left!

Fozzie Bear: Right, frog!

From The Muppet Movie

Colgate – The tooth fairy scandal. Socialists stole the coins from under children's pillows and gave them to working-class miners.

All The News That's Fit To Print – Don't worry – we'll make it work. If it doesn't cover the right area we can change the font size. As long as the objective news is spun the way we want it spun

Small, Unmarked Bills – We should be able to sneak them through Congress

Doggie Bag – Pooper-scooper accessory

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. (Elburt Hubbart)

Hoedown – Hootenanny for a dead prostitute

Made To Measure – Born to tailor

Hiatus – He waited a while before doing so, but the king of the cannibals enjoyed the feast

EXIT – Illiterate fans of Barnum weren't interested in seeing the egress, so they left

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot
  Happy Guy Fawkes Day

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Tell ya' what I'm gonna' do. (Sid Stone)